"Hay" you begin, turning slightly sideways and bunching your leg muscles under you in that stand known universally as the cowards' start.

"did I tell you i'm an amazing runner, ---- watch!"

Your upwards leap, mid air twist to the opposite direction and running landing is a truly beautiful piece of balletic spinelessness, and would earn you a tutu in any ballet in the world.

You are already several feet from the warrior when you land, and your speed rapidly increases to a truly impressive sprint, making you briefly wonder if aggressive persons with sharp weaponry should be introduced at the starting blocks of olympic running events.

"Cowlard! kirring you not honolable"

You ignore the yell from the warrior (and try to ignore the word coward in whatever accent), and increase your pace down the eastern tunnel.

Finally you get:

back to crossroads.

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